Saturday, March 15, 2008

STUPID THINGS I HAVE DONE

I once got trapped in a hole with a crazy person on one side and a waterfall-drop on the other side. Sorry Kay.

I have stopped more than one cat fight with my hands.

I have thought my hands were made out of pot holders more than once.

I used to regularly run around the back of our house bare foot...only to get stranded every time in the goat-head sticker patch. Every time!

I made a double (school kitchen size) batch of no bake cookies...only to realize I forgot the sugar. Not fun to fix.

I fell off a car lift in my hubby's old garage. Got whiplash too. :(

I overfill cake pans at work...thus volunteering to clean the oven.

I measure once and cut twice.

I forget peoples names..so I look at them and say "I forgot your name" and they say "it's Kay" :)

I can't remember anyones birthday or anniversary.

I went over 90mph on a dirt road in an old Datsun pickup when I was 16.

I helped someone push her car out of our driveway in the snow...only to realize at the end of the driveway that the E.brake was on. Sorry mom.

I've become stuck on top of very large rocks. Sorry dad.

I've become stuck in trees.

I lost a hundred $ bill .

Everyone does stupid things...I think it's because we aren't thinking, or we are thinking, but just about something else.
I wish you a stupid free weekend, and if it's too late...a stupid free week.
xoxoxo


6 comments:

Momstheword said...

Oh brother! There go the rest of the family secrets...

Julie said...

DON'T WORRY MOM, I'M STILL KEEPING THE BEST ONES SECRET. FOR NOW.....HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,...(EVIL LAUGHTER)

Robin said...

I love your sense of humor :)

I've done # 3 also

You last one made me hurt. One Christmas my inlaws gave us a $300 gift card for Christmas and I took it because my husband always loses everything (you can see where this is going). And I lost it... I think I will post the story if I can figure out where I saved it... haha

Robin said...

Julie,

I posted the story I started to overwhelm you comments page with on my Actions Speak Loudest Blog.

http://actionsspeakloudest.blogspot.com/2008/03/flower-of-family-shared-post-that.html

Jen said...

I've done a lot of stupid things...too many to count. I may have to blog about it someday too but I don't know. I've already confessed a lot of my ridiculousness...I'm afraid people will really believe that I have no sense.

Momstheword said...

But you're cute, Jen!